Work Ethic.
One of the things I like about myself is my awesome work ethic and dedication to my job. Or my objective at least. I guess I'm good at prioritizing.
Priorities that show my obvious WORK ETHIC:
10. Listening to musicals at work
9. Winning (hopefully) work projects at work
8. Listening to podcasts at work
7. Reading pretentious books at work
6. Being opinionated at work
5. BSing top ten lists at work
4. Listening to albums at work
3. Convincing my boyfriend to sleep with me (the convincing part done at work)
2. Sleeping with you, dammit. (I work it when I'm off the clock.)
1. "Sleeping" with you, dammit. (You work it when you're off the clock too.)
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ReplyDeleteThe Top 10 Things I Enjoy About This List (in descending order):
10. It is in descending order
9. Your listening choices at work are CHOICES, knowwhatI'msayin'?
8. I just wrote an article about National Book Month so to see that you're already observing it at work is inspiring.
7. It's cute that you have, like, opinions about stuff.
6. Albums are the way superior people listen to music. I vote we march in the name of Album Listeners being the superior race, as opposed to Jews or song samplers.
5. POLITIFACT just confirmed that I am convinced to sleep with you.
4. It made me thinking about sleeping with you.
3. and "sleeping" with you
2. dammit
1. The fact that it was a top 10 list, BS or no.
you so work it.
See you in 29 hours, working woman.
Okay, listen, reading back at #6, I realize that I quoted myself out of context and would like to retract a joke that may be perceived as tasteless or untimely.
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