A Formal Business Arrangement

The following pictures were submitted by the Bro as evidence of haircuts that were "mutually enjoyed by the shaven and their partners." My team deems this information critical to this case. My team, however, dismisses some of the statement given. Namely, that a haircut is an assertion of protagonist character. There are too many examples of the two not being mutually inclusive attributes. And Evey actually seems quite distraught about her haircut.  Another point Cassidy would like to bring up is that Thor doesn't seem to mind Natalie's long hair. IMPORTANT: Cassidy has not outruled the option of a haircut. She simply is considering the options. 

Many temporary forms of hair loss are avoidable.   Excessive hair washing, using a lot of heat to style hair, or pulling hair back into tight hairstyles can cause damage that will lead to hair breaking mid-strand. Also, touching, rubbing, twirling, or in otherwise fondling hair are common habits that can cause damage to hair.   Cassidy will commit to: Not doing these things unless she wants to or forgets.   Many forms of stress can trigger telogen effluvium (hair loss) as well. Livestrong.com says, "encourage your girlfriend to wear her hair down and natural, and help her find ways to relax." Cassidy will commit to: Allowing Robby to give  her more back massages to help her relax so her hair doesn't fall out. A picture of Cassidy with flowers in the 10% of her hair that is waiting to fall out:

Upon further research, I have discovered that not all hair loss indicates a cause for concern. Hair grows in a cycle in which about 90% of the individual hairs on the scalp grow while the other 10% rest and fall out. The Ohio State University Medical Center assures that losing approximately 50 to 100 hairs a day is normal. (Also, the Ohio State University Medical Center states that poor scalp circulation, dandruff, and vitamin deficiencies do not cause hair loss - common myths. So if Cassidy wants to wear a hat that will not cause hair loss and Robby should let her wear a hat.) This is good news for Cassidy and bad news for Robby. A picture of Cassidy in a hat that did not cause hair loss:

I have taken much consideration to the possibility that Cassidy may suffer from an abnormal condition that is causing her hair to be more of a nuisance than is normal or common. There are two common types of hair loss. I have studied both at lengths and will post my findings below. 1. Androgenetic Alopecia (Pattern Baldness) This is the most common form of hair loss in both men and women. Age, heredity, and testosterone factor into pattern baldness. Women over 30 may begin to see some thinning hair all over the scalp, but their hairline usually doesn't recede. Postmenopausal women generally produce more testosterone than before menopause, which may result in increased hair loss. This form of hair loss seems unlikely because Cassidy is younger than 30 and is not postmenopausal. She is, in fact, very not barren (probably) and claims to have The Alpha Uterus. 2. Telogen Effluvium This form of hair loss results from severe or sudden stress or physical trauma. If a woman has ...

Robert offered three suggested solutions that I will explore below: 1. A hairnet to be worn at all times when in Robby's bed, bathroom, and beyond.  2. A simple haircut that leaves your hair, shall we say, neutralized.  3. The dangling of your head over the side of the mattress at all times when resting (or engaging in other activities) upon it.  1. HAIRNET The Hazard Analysis and Critical Control Points, or more commonly known as the HACCP, did a study to test the benefits of hairnets. The HACCP acknowledges that stray hairs can be annoying and they studied to what extent to go to with preventative measures. Unfortunately, the YouTube video was blocked on my work computer and I was unable to access it to see their conclusion. I am assuming that the results were negative and hairnets are excessive. Furthermore, hairnets look ridiculous. And people forced to wear them are largely unhappy. Exhibit A. I therefore deem hairnet a non-solution to solve t...

My objective with this website is to discuss options we have going forward to create a more effective and friendly work environment.      It is my understanding that the Bro, Robert Poff, is frustrated about finding my hairs after I slept in his bed. He temporarily prohibited me from sleeping in his bed until further discussion. This blog is to accelerate the discussion and to document my research on the subject matter.      It is important to work together to manage expectations. Please comment at your convenience to help in this project so we can create mutual satisfaction and understanding.      Should you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.