The Partnership

The Partnership


Robert Larry Poffenberger II
Hi! My name is Robby Poffenberger. (Just sound it out, you'll be fine.) After some LinkedIn magic I'm thrilled to relocate from Salt Lake City to accept a position here in This Business Partnership! I received my high school diploma (with a B.A. in Teen Angst) from Tooele High School, then completed some college at Utah Valley University. I've previously worked as a journalist for the Tooele Transcript-Bulletin, Salt Lake City Weekly, UVU's The Review, and as a copy editor for The Bismark Tribune in North Dakota. I enjoy indie music, travel, and watching pretentious, award-winning films.

Cassidy Janet Wood #0
Hello. My close friends call me Cassie, but this is strictly professional business so you may address me as Madame Cassandra. (The phonetic pronunciation for that is kəsˈandɹə. I doubt you'll be fine.) That is not even my name, I just don't want to breach emotional closeness with a more common identification label, such as my real name. After some Facebook magic I am thrilled to sometimes relocate to my boyfriend's bed (for now).
I received my high school diploma from Pleasant Grove High School, then skipped most of the classes that I have been enrolled in at Brigham Young University because I am lazy and impulsive. I am currently living my dream job as a call center worker and have zero applicable skills. Everything I enjoy is weird and obscure. I like indie music (such as Meghan Trainor), travelling to one more state than my boyfriend, and predicting non-award-winning film scenes and also predicting The Oscars better than my pretentious boyfriend because I watched the movies.

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