Haircut Solution

The following pictures were submitted by the Bro as evidence of haircuts that were "mutually enjoyed by the shaven and their partners." My team deems this information critical to this case.



My team, however, dismisses some of the statement given. Namely, that a haircut is an assertion of protagonist character. There are too many examples of the two not being mutually inclusive attributes.

And Evey actually seems quite distraught about her haircut.





Another point Cassidy would like to bring up is that Thor doesn't seem to mind Natalie's long hair.



IMPORTANT: Cassidy has not outruled the option of a haircut. She simply is considering the options.



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  1. UnknownJuly 25, 2017 at 4:37 PM

    Robby is glad you're being open-minded. With that in mind, he wants you to note that Thor hasn't slept in the same bed, nor shared an apartment with Natalie and is therefore not in a place to make proper judgment on the matter.

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    1. CassidyJuly 26, 2017 at 9:57 AM

      Cassidy wants to submit a formal apology. She has never seen any Thor movies and isn't terribly interested in doing so though she's sure they are fine.

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